28 Points, Typewriter Hunter

Somewhere deep in the northwestern Cascade Mountains, deep in the back behind 3D printers, computer parts, vintage airplane artifacts, thousands of books, and some potentially sentient blackberry vines, is a person who has been accused of bearing a suspicious resemblance to Sasquatch but has not yet found precisely who leaked that information.

I did not start collecting typewriters. It just happened. I'm told this is normal, and possibly the result of exposure to typewriter ink. I have promised the smarter half of my marriage that I am not going to get any more typewriters; we're out of room in the house.

...on second thought, I don't really NEED to sleep LYING DOWN, now, do I? That seems like a profligate waste of space...